Broke Halloween Shirt
Soft, slightly oversized, and quietly bold — this crewneck sits like a familiar friend on slow mornings and late-night scrolls. The white sweatshirt features a black, slightly distressed graphic that reads “THE HORROR IS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT ” with a small, wry illustration. It’s the kind of humor that lands with fellow bargain hunters, indie shoppers, and anyone who laughs at the little anxieties of adulthood. Wear it with worn jeans and sloppy hair for a chill, deadpan look, or layer it under a jacket when you need that extra comfort on a coffee run. The embroidered options and clean tubular knit give it a crafted feel while the midweight fabric keeps it cozy through transitional seasons and budget-season blues.
Broke Halloween Shirt
Product features
– Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and breathability
– Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, durable fit
– Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
– Embroidered decoration available on left/center chest or wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
– OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards
Broke Halloween Shirt
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Do not iron
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