Every Time I Die I Still Clock In – Funny Skeleton Work Humor

Soft, heavyweight cotton with a lived-in, garment-dyed feel meets irreverent, dark-humor art. This relaxed-fit tee carries a vintage-style skeleton illustration leaning on an antique clock, captioned with wry, tongue-in-cheek text. It wears like a favorite tee from day one — substantial, slightly faded, and comfortable — so the design reads like an everyday statement. Throw it on for long shifts, late nights, or casual hangouts to show off a dry sense of humor and a love of retro-inspired graphics. The construction (double-needle seams, tubular knit, sewn-in label) keeps the tee looking tidy after repeated wear and wash, while the wide size range and many colorways let you pick the tone that fits your vibe.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing
– Garment-dyed post-construction finish for a lived-in color and texture
– Durable double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction
– Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk fabric, available S–4XL with sewn-in label
– Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) build available in 58 colors

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean